Misc
The Three Laws of Robotics
by justin on Jul.28, 2010, under Misc
Disallow: /ignoring/human/orders
Disallow: /harm/to/self
Too cool last.fm. Just too cool.
Star Trek Monty Python
by justin on May.24, 2010, under Funny
A new verse…
by justin on Apr.09, 2010, under Misc
So I’ve always loved the song “What A Wonderful World”, written by Bob Thiele and George David Weiss, and sung by Louis Armstrong. I always wished the song had more lyrics because it has such a wonderful musical arrangement. Well instead of wishing, I wrote some myself. It’s a bit personal I suppose, and definitely not as “generic” of lyrics as the first verse, but here it is:
“What A Wonderful World”
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
I see skies of blue, clouds of white
Bright blessed days, dark sacred nights
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
The colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands, sayin’ how do you do
They’re really sayin’ I love you.
I hear babies cry, I watch them grow
They’ll learn much more than I’ll ever know
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
(Instrumental Interlude)
I found my true love, destined to be
Husband and wife, forever are we
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
I see my child, so young at heart
So full of life, right from the start
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
I walk down the aisle, holding her hand
A tear finds my cheek, I struggle to stand
As I give her away, I hold back more tears
I’ll love her always, all my years.
As darkness falls, I turn to my wife
I loved every moment with you in my life
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
It’s not rocket science, you know
by justin on Mar.08, 2010, under Funny
If only there was actual fire spewing off the back of the rockets.
Chrome cannot handle HTML documents?
by justin on Feb.10, 2010, under WTF?
I give this one a big WTF? A browser…that…can’t…open HTML documents? Yeeeaaahhhh, so someone at Google dropped the ball on this one I think.
Traffic
by justin on Jan.25, 2010, under Rants
What is it about people and their inability to drive correctly? Are people really that timid when driving? Are they just stupid? I know down here in the sa-yow-th, it doesn’t take much to get a driver’s license, especially when you offer the driving tester a beer, but why can’t people simply learn to press the gas pedal?
It doesn’t matter if I leave at 5:30am or 8:30am, it seems that I’m screwed. A wreck. A stalled car. Rain. Snow. Sunshine. Any one little thing, no matter how minor, and it will take me 1.5 hours to drive a whole 35 miles. I have to leave at 5am or 10:30am to get to work if I want to get there within 45 minutes. Then to get home I have to leave by 4pm or after 6:30pm to even have a chance of it taking less than an hour.
I wonder if the money is really worth it anymore. I keep trying to tell myself it is, but when I have to sit in the car listening to morons on the radio while watching morons on the road try to keep from falling asleep as we barely sputter along at 5-10 miles per hour, I really end up thinking that maybe those homicidal maniacs have something going. Remember that armored, gun-firing, flame-thrower-toting criminal at the start of Lethal Weapon 4? Yeah, that’s kinda where I’m going with this rant. Except it would be in the middle of GA-400 during rush hour. I wouldn’t hurt anyone. I’d just get them the hell out of my way.
